@HoneyWooWoo: Once I get the creative juices flowing, I realize how disgusting that really sounds.
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@juliussharpe: A lifetime of fire drills has prepared me to completely ignore the alarm during a real fire.
@sammyrhodes: Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone.
@meladoodle: Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to...