@HoneyWooWoo: Once I get the creative juices flowing, I realize how disgusting that really sounds.
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@aka_fatman: *Jesus, bursting out of a chest cavity, spraying the room with blood and viscera* "My God, Johnny? DID YOU LET CHRIST INTO YOUR HEART?!?"
@Prero22: I have a splitting headache today. Voldemort must be back from the dead and attempting to kill me.