@HoneyWooWoo: Once I get the creative juices flowing, I realize how disgusting that really sounds.
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@GrandadJFreeman: Another Twilight movie?God I hope Abraham Lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them.
@Sassafrantz: Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry.
@LilBlueBlood: Stranger adds me to facebook *has a panic attack* Creepy as hell stranger follows on twitter *does victory dance*
@BonaFideIntent: I tried to be domestic & cook. Microwave is on fire. A waffle maker, 3 pans, a toaster & my neighbors cat in the trash. Making soup is HARD!