@HoneyWooWoo: Once I get the creative juices flowing, I realize how disgusting that really sounds.
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@Cidisn: Auto mechanic: Well here's your problem. The last person to work on this didn't wash their hands after using the restroom.
@chris_witha_see: That moment of panic when you realize you haven't checked on your Farmville in like 6 years
@thenoahkinsey: Watching Finding Dory & her parents call her "cupcake." How do they know what that is? This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.
@man_spach: Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?