@trevso_electric: One day we will look back at the criminalization of marijuana and laugh because we will be so high.
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@Fred_Delicious: 9 out of 10 dentists agree that Gary is the most handsome dentist. Gary voted for Brett because he couldn't vote for himself
@gagging: Michael Jackson breaks into WALMART. He only steals lotion. Turning to the security camera he whispers "smooth criminal" and moonwalks away
@NotthatAdamWest: Judging by the size of her models, I'm guessing Victoria's Secret is lots and lots of cocaine.
@Aspersioncast: What doesn't kill you leaves you feeling rejected and wondering why you weren't good enough for death.