@trevso_electric: One day we will look back at the criminalization of marijuana and laugh because we will be so high.
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@nerdreign: Courtney Love thinks she found the plane. It's like God doesn't trust us to write our own jokes.
@juneohara65: The conditions inside my car have drawn attention from my boyfriend, my mother, and the Center for Disease Control.
@pleatedjeans: Wife: I made you an appt. with the eye doctor Me: [spreading cream cheese onto Destiny's Child CD] MY EYES ARE FINE