@trevso_electric: One day we will look back at the criminalization of marijuana and laugh because we will be so high.
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@carlyken: My son turns 3 in two weeks and has zero interest in potty training. I'm trying one more time and then it'll be his future wife's problem.
@girlposts: having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house
@kylekinane: I ate a tomato slice off the carpet. And some lettuce. And some bleu cheese bits. And mushrooms. I'm saying I dropped my salad on the floor.