@shannonjrox: One minute without you feels like 60 seconds.
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@Quartzjixler: A mother bear defending her cubs but it's me defending the fresh pan of bacon from other hotel guests at the breakfast buffet.
@wickedsuga: Him: I just want a stable relationship. Me: Yeah, horses are cool. Him: ........ Flirting is hard, you guys.
@DougBenson: That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen. #GreaseLive