@shannonjrox: One minute without you feels like 60 seconds.
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@KevinFarzad: A great way to de-stress is to get in a car & drive til ur in a new town & ur name is Geoff. Doesnt matter if ur a boy or girl, ur Geoff now
@OnlyFastEddie: The closest I've ever come to winning anything was that time I got picked from a lineup at the station.
@HousewifeOfHell: Kids' complaints on vacation: - No wifi on beach - Sand is sandy - Ocean has salt in it - Lobsters? I want pizza. - Too outdoorsy outside