@shannonjrox: One minute without you feels like 60 seconds.
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@dyldonot: [tv interview] I'm with Amy. Her house was damaged by the floods, how are you? [cut to Amy crying] MORE LIQUID IS THE LAST THING WE NEED AMY
@TheAlexNevil: Pro Tip: don't fall asleep during the middle of an argument with your spouse over whether or not you pay attention to her.
@Vodkantots: I really hope my family doesn't give me a urinal cake again for my birthday this year.