@TheTweetOfGod: One Mississippi... two Mississippi... just kidding! One Mississippi is quite enough.
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@WilliamAder: Drove a wedge of suspicion today between the fast food employee at the first window and the one at the second.
@batkaren: [Cretaceous Period] T-REX: *eating pterodactyl, sad* I just wish it were meatier... DRUNK GUARDIAN ANGEL: A meteor? Tha's weird but ok 1 sec