@seantgreen: One of Jesus' most impressive accomplishments was being 33 years old and still having 12 really close friends.
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@ChrisHallbeck: How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
@SomthinBoutSara: Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours
@MattOswaltVA: couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom
@Lisabug74: In my trunk is a tire iron, a box of human hair, and a bottle of Grey Goose. I'm always prepared for an impromptu crime scene tampering.