@toastymoe: One of my co-workers just called the elevator a "vator". Anyways, long story short, this is my one phone call...
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@ErrenMichaels:  *gets rescue dog with the idea that I will excercise more*  *dog now also fat*
@ValeeGrrl: [House Hunters episode] HUSBAND: I'm a freelance hamster trainer WIFE: And I tune harmonicas part-time HUSBAND: Our budget is $950K
@robfee: Imagine being the kid that got cut from the team on Air Bud because they had to make a roster spot for a golden retriever.
@robyn_vo: Just saw a woman, covered in red paint, running and screaming from an abandoned country house, LOL good prank.