@toastymoe: One of my co-workers just called the elevator a "vator". Anyways, long story short, this is my one phone call...
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@llvvzz: Google+ is starting to sound like a half-way house for people that aren't phony enough for Facebook but aren't edgy enough for Twitter.
@BoydPetrich: Shouldn't Captain Crunch be Colonel Crunch by now? Apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job.
@DaddyJew: Judging by this line at Costco it doesn't look like I'll ever see my family again. Sweet.