@toastymoe: One of my co-workers just called the elevator a "vator". Anyways, long story short, this is my one phone call...
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@Love_bug1016: The person who is your first and last thought of the day is either the one who has your heart, or who's murder you're secretly plotting.
@Ghetto_Trophy: Sleeping Beauty has a pretty good situation going on until Prince Charming came and screwed it up.
@ericsshadow: I can tell exactly how much someone weighs by how much noise they make when I push them down the stairs.