@alldrolledup: One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week
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@robwhisman: if you see suicide squad be sure to stay after the credits. lots of people leave half empty containers of popcorn and you can just have them
@NorCalBratt: "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." Me, to my empty bag of Oreos.
@thetobbie: One of the worst things about being deaf has to be the inability to tell whether people are yawning or screaming...