@alldrolledup: One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week
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@djr_102: Women love shy guys with some sensitive sensibilities. They also love confidence and assertiveness. So, have multiple personality disorder.
@Tmoney68: My idea to call our weekend bicycling group the "Pedalphiles" was not well-received AT ALL.
@SCBamaMan: AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.