@slooberbie: One of my wishes in life is to run across the Pacific Ocean in an air tight giant hamster ball.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Marcisgoinham: Some nights I stare at the stars wondering if you can see the same ones Then I realize, of course you can, I'm in your backyard
@PussycatPlace: If you think my grey hair tells a story, you should see the unmarked graves in my back yard.
@DaddyJew: Well thank you auto correct for changing "I wish you were here" to "I wish you were her". I didn't wanna have sex anyways.