@slooberbie: One of my wishes in life is to run across the Pacific Ocean in an air tight giant hamster ball.
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@GlennWool: when the news anchor says "if you know anything about the crime please contact police" dont call the police and re-tell the news story
@TheToddWilliams: [sideline] QB: Do you think I should go for it? COACH: I say go for it [huddle] CENTER: So? QB: Would you like to go for a coffee sometime?
@CornOnTheGoblin: thunderbolt and lightning very, very frightening me (mashed potatoes) mashed potatoes (mashed potatoes) mashed potatoes
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Sarah Palin's new Christmas book is her attempt at valuing the sanctity Christmas so she can sell books and make money just like baby Jesus.