@slooberbie: One of my wishes in life is to run across the Pacific Ocean in an air tight giant hamster ball.
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@Sarcasticsapien: Spider-Man's a great addition to The Avengers, if they're looking for a superhero who is best at watching people they love die.
@internetluke: [leaving HS reunion w/ date] Aren't you going to ask why everybody was calling me 'smelly boy' tonight? "Seemed pretty clear I thought"
@UncleDuke1969: Yelp* now has jail reviews. (true) Felon87: Try for Block C. Great ambient lighting, management is courteous & the risotto is 'to die for'.
@GensPlace: When I first went on the pill, I put on a bit of weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive.