@thetobbie: One of the worst things about being deaf has to be the inability to tell whether people are yawning or screaming...
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@VeganZebra: Bully: Give me your lunch money Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money
@heatherlou_: If I could teach my kid anything it would be do not attempt to lay on my face. Give me my personal space please, tiny leech.