@thetobbie: One of the worst things about being deaf has to be the inability to tell whether people are yawning or screaming...
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@briangaar: I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old
@slackerjorge: In store checkout behind beautiful woman in sleek black dress. She's buying tequila and a quart of motor oil. Sure like to know that story
@therealeatwood: ME: What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: [calling out to me as I exit the park] Why are you leaving??!! Is it something I said?
@Tbone7219: Thanks for the 27 hashtags describing your pic otherwise I would have never known it's a hamburger