@khook32: One of these days you'll see the real me.
Probably next week. I'm almost out of concealer.
@Kirangandhi: I am learning from my mistake now. My son taught me maths today
@robwhisman: ah excellent, an update to this software i use. think i'll select remind me in 4 hours twice a day for the next seven months
@OhNoSheTwitnt: The only time a man has ever asked me "do you have a sister?" was just to make sure he avoided dating her too.
@jergarl: My 8yo blows up a balloon 37 times, then asks me to try and all I hear is "DADDY PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THIS RUBBER SACK OF MOIST WARM AIR"
@ohpeetie: I feel sorry for kids today but mostly because their cartoons are terrible.