@khook32: One of these days you'll see the real me.
Probably next week. I'm almost out of concealer.
@anylaurie16: Yesterday Bill Clinton called Hillary, “the ablest person I’ve ever worked with.” Well, I can see why he’s a hit with the ladies.
@_correctomundo: I'll call it smartphone when it slaps me in the face before sending a text to an ex.
@goldengateblond: You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list.
@noahjussi: you: Asian names are hard
you: I love the music of Tchaikovsky
you: Schwarzenegger movies are great
you: my fav Targaryen is Daenerys
@WowYoureFunny: I can almost always tell when a movie doesn't use real zombies.