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@Contwixt: One thing I'm good at is making grocery lists.They are some great damn lists.They don't come to the store with me. But they are sweet lists.

One thing I’m good at is making grocery lists.They are some great damn lists.They don’t come to the store with me. But they are sweet lists.

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