@TheReal_AndyMac: One time I asked, "What would Jesus do?". That's the same day I almost drowned.
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@captainkalvis: [in bed] me: can i share something without being judged date: um ok sure what is it me: i... i have a foot fetish date: oh that's not that weird i- me: *placing her exactly 12 inches from me* ohhhh yeah that's the stuff
@david8hughes: [me narrating a documentary about the pyramids] I really want a Toblerone for some reason.
@Social_Mime: Every day I'm hoping is the day we find out why Beth from FB had enough but didn't want to talk about it.