@TheReal_AndyMac: One time I asked, "What would Jesus do?". That's the same day I almost drowned.
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@kirbys4losers: Of course you don't know 'our song.' You didn't know we were even dating, silly. Or that the girl you had lunch with is in my trunk.
@jeffswarens: If you stare at a 6 year old when they're eating a banana split, they hold it real close and eat faster.
@WarrenHolstein: Melania Trump says her husband is "not Hitler." That's true. Hitler had a mustache and adult-sized hands.