@TheReal_AndyMac: One time I asked, "What would Jesus do?". That's the same day I almost drowned.
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@daniel_shaw: If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person.
@InternetHippo: god: stop doing bad stuff me: hear me out, what if i keep doing it but i feel bad after god: that’s not the same me: sorry ur breaking up
@farleftcoast: The recent fake excitement of soccer in the U.S. confirms my belief that Americans will pretend to like anything they can scream USA about.
@placeswewillgo1: CNN needs to reevaluate the use of Breaking News. Perhaps "Latest Speculative News" or "We Really Don't Know Shit" would work. CNN call me.