@TheReal_AndyMac: One time I asked, "What would Jesus do?". That's the same day I almost drowned.
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@tastefactory: *bees surround guy* AHHH GET THEM AWAY "Don't make any sudden movements" *suddenly the Macarena comes on* Oh no...
@truegritrumble: "How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?" -Cats
@just1fool: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's meant to be. So only become emotionally invested with boomerangs and dogs.