@TheReal_AndyMac: One time I asked, "What would Jesus do?". That's the same day I almost drowned.
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@MelKassel: LEONARDO DA VINCI: *on street corner* eeey girl! gimme a smile, girl! nah, not that big. make it cryptic, girl, like 'what is she thinking'
@ibid78: [sees girl reading The Bible] "Ah I love that book. The way they just *clenches fist* buy all those frickin bulls."
@NoogsCorner: When your partner cheats on you, do what every respectable person does. Post their name and phone number on 4Chan.