@DustinAHarkins: One time I called my teacher "mom" and she looked so confused and said "I'm not your mom." It made the rest of homeschooling really awkward.
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@Swishergirl24: I know they took some creative liberties with 'Noah' but I really wasn't expecting that Prius.