@crushingbort: one time I saw a cop on a horse start to walk it down some steps and I thought "oh the horse is trained for stairs" and then they both fell
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@JDBooie: "I love you and I will always keep you safe." DAUGHTER: What about bees? "I love you and I will sometimes keep you safe."
@QwertyJones3: Whenever I tell her that I want to put my Butterfinger into her MilkyWay, she Snickers.