@bencoffeehall: Ooh. Remove card RAPIDLY, not RABIDLY. I think I owe the lady at pump 2 an apology.
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@FilthyRichmond: Starbucks should have a separate line for people who don't know what they want or how the world works.
@RidiculousSheri: I have two boyfriends! Well, I'm dating two men Okay. Ben and I are just friends Same with Jerry Fine. I have ice cream. But it's love.
@yobrah_: I usually base my religious and political beliefs on flyers and pamphlets handed to me on the street.