@caseytduncan: Ooop, you spit-talked on me. I'm just gonna pretend nothing happened and freak out inside my mind.
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@UncleDuke1969: Missed Connection: I was on the train. You were running for the train. Our eyes met. You reached out to me as the doors were closing, but the train pulled away. Please contact me. I have your left hand.
@stevevsninjas: Earth: Sorry, but I love the sun now, and nothing's going to come between us. Moon: *throws shade*