@NotJPo: Oops! I hate when I pour myself a drink and then have 12 more by accident.
@Hormonella: Twitter is the new flypaper.
@jazmasta: They probably could have called lightbulbs, just "bulbs". Most people would still get it.
@AndyAsAdjective: I want to congratulate you on learning the definition of abundance.
"Thank you. It means a lot."
@BoozyMusic: My new dentist asked me if I gag easily. "No, I'm a professional," probably wasn't the answer he expected.
@jonnysun: i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt have any chicken so i fried an egg adn waited a few years