@NotJPo: Oops! I hate when I pour myself a drink and then have 12 more by accident.
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@QwertyJones3: I guess the Tupperware lids in my house just graduate and go off to college or something.
@TommyWallace: [First date] okay just dont let her know you're a trump supporter Her: so what kinda wine should I get Me: haha white is always the best
@iamspacegirl: Dog *just lookin at me* Me: go lay down Dog: ok. Cat *kneading her claws into my stomach* Me *wincing*: thank you Cat: damn right thank you