@prettysadmostly: *opens dating site account* prepare to be dated you pieces of shit
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@Wakenbake77: Nice beard bro looks like you just ate a bunch of lollipops then made out with your cat
@genepompa: Can't believe my dog just ran into Petco and left me in the car with the windows rolled up
@JWilsonGA: I don't know what "swag" is, but I was just told Justin Bieber & Lil Wayne both claim to have it. So, I'm assuming it's not talent.