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@Jake_Vig: *opens present

HER: What is this?

ME: It's The One Ring. I fought orcs for it.

HER: They didn't have that Michael Kors bag I showed you?

*opens present

HER: What is this?

ME: It’s The One Ring. I fought orcs for it.

HER: They didn’t have that Michael Kors bag I showed you?

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