@Mr_Kapowski: Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the "orange you glad I didn't say banana" knock knock joke
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@Home_Halfway: I like to go to my local diner and order pancakes "on the rocks." They don't know what I mean. Neither do I. They hate it when I come in
@lahirip: We will always be important enough to fit into someone's motive. However, that is not the kind of importance we want to carry around
@NikiWithIssues: Don't worry, officer, this isn't my blood. Really, stop searching me! I feel fine!
@TheTobbie: Someone on my street has taken up the clarinet, which has inspired me to take up the sniper rifle...