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@internetluke: [ordering pizza alone]
Yeah I'd like a large pepperoni and
*changes voice*
A medium sausage
*changes voice again*
Another large pepperoni

[ordering pizza alone]
Yeah I’d like a large pepperoni and 
*changes voice*
A medium sausage 
*changes voice again*
Another large pepperoni

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