@torrami: Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage :(
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@Maxine12333: The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit.
@Jessberrie: I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but the fried me for no raisin #PunYourJob
@ilovepie84: I go to the bank wearing a Ski mask because I want everyone to know how athletic I am.
@TheChrisAngel: By tomorrow night America will be in a turkey induced coma. On Friday...Canada attacks.