@AimeeHelene1: Over all these years, you'd think I'd remember how important the "L" in clock is...especially when asking mom if I can borrow dad's.
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@TheProvenFacts: The average human body contains enough human bones to make up an entire human skeleton.
@meatlobes: Michael Cera pretending to read the nutritional facts when his dad catches him struggling to open a jar of pickles
@joeljeffrey: You have to hand it to Subway for convincing us it's acceptable to eat an entire loaf of bread for lunch.
@AngelaLovesNY: Cardinals are fornicating on my porch again! The birds...not the religious robey dudes.