@ChrisIsJoking: Overheard this guy say "I can skin a deer in 20 min, but I still can't hula hoop." Not sure why he thinks those skills would be transferable
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@SonOfCha: When I see a dog tied up outside a store I immediately assume it's been there for years & set it free.
@oxygenplug: "Yo bro this horse is actin a little weird" "Dude thats my dog get off" "why is ur horse so small" "Its a DOG" Why u pronouncing horse weird
@Parentpains: I wanna be the reason you get out of bed in the morning, even if it is to make sure the door is locked.