@J_Luce3: Overslept this morning and missed church for the last 15 years.
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@GrantTanaka: Nietzsche: God is dead God: Nietzsche is dead [they both turn to camera] THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT OUR MATTRESS PRICES
@WhaJoTalkinBout: When driving: *shakes fist at pedestrians* When walking: *shakes fist at motorists* When running: *shakes fist at the murderer chasing me*
@marinhubka: I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot.