@SamGrittner: "Paintings or it didn't happen." - 1700's-1920
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@pixelatedboat: Critics agree that plot considerations did not justify the near-constant nudity in your film "How To Safely Use A Ladder In The Workplace"
@peb671: Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is "I can tweet that"
@jrhennessy: Folks, what's the deal with Stuart Little. Husband and wife go to an adoption agency and they give them a rat in a sweater. Surely illegal
@SCBamaMan: The Three Hole Punch either sounds like an awesome karate move or an awful bedroom experience.