@SamGrittner: "Paintings or it didn't happen." - 1700's-1920
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@Sickayduh: [hospital] SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened? DAD: The oying hit me SON: What's an oying? DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*
@nachosarah: hey pregnant lady slowly crossing the street on a green light it's a baby not a forcefield
@Abfablee: Our gold fish jumped out of his tank and the dog ate it.....I feel like there is a life lesson here but don't know what it is.