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@davidkenny100: Pal: "on your date, ask her about herself. Oh! And girls love a guy into animals"

Me: "how much do you weigh? about as much as baby cow?"

Pal: “on your date, ask her about herself. Oh! And girls love a guy into animals”

Me: “how much do you weigh? about as much as baby cow?”

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