@NotJPo: Pantibros before pantihose?
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@WilliamAder: Shutdown Apocalypse Update: Hearing now that the government closed the Grand Canyon. Not sure if they roll a tarp over it or how that works.
@kirbys4losers: Maybe I can bury my burned out vibrators in the Pet Sematary and they'll come back to life with a vengeance.
@rockymomax: [i bite into an apple and a swarm of bees comes flying out] "this gives me an idea for a restaurant"