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@phaggots: "Paper or plastic?"

Sorry i have a boyfriend

"Thats cool, but how should i bag your grocer-"

I think we should just be friends

“Paper or plastic?”

Sorry i have a boyfriend 

“Thats cool, but how should i bag your grocer-”

I think we should just be friends

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