@online_shawn: Pardon the mess, the dog startled me and I threw my shrimp scampi into the ceiling fan
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@robfee: Dang girl are you the old lady from Up, because I've only been here for like 5 minutes and you're already gone.
@schmittsteve: [Turing Test] Tester: Let's start with an easy one, the square root of 29241? Subject: 171! Tester: Subject: I meant, idk math is hard. lol