@_sleepysmile: Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file.
@TheDairylandDon: Mah Dearest Emma,
War on Christmas is hell. This morn, I saw 7 elves stabbed with 1 menorah. I fear this nog soaked yuletide may nevah end.
@GABBYdaAngSaya: [Last Supper]
Jesus: *holds up bread* This is my body
*holds up wine* This is my blood
And this is Sparta!
*kicks Judas into a pit*
@batkaren: "And the award for best empty chasm goes to…Howling Void!"
HOWLING VOID: [howling]
@AndyAsAdjective: *inhales helium from balloon*
I think we should see other people.
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