@sarcasticmommy4: Parent pro tip: Beware of the child who cleans their room without being prompted. They are about to ask to borrow money.
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@Mr_Kapowski: I didn't want the cop to see that my car's registration tags weren't current but apparently swerving erratically got his attention too
@WheelTod: [To Police Sketch Artist] Me: “Black female... 5'3ish... Brunette... Curvy but not fat. Athletic, I guess... Good sense of humor... No kids — no divorcees either. Umm.. Must like dogs?...” Sketch Artist:... Me: “Why have you stopped drawing?”
@GurjarShakti: Girl- send your pic. Me - i hv a group photo with friends. Girl- ok send. Me *sent a group photo* Girl - where are you ? Me- clicking pic.
@KababPapi: Americans: Muslims are so violent Me: ok but police co- Americans: shut up. Don't judge a group of people based off a select few.