@eff_yeah_steph: Parenting is just putting throw pillows back on the couch every ten minutes until you die.
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@MarkAFuqua_Hunt: I'll always be here for you.... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I'll be over there for you.
@NewDadNotes: Prince: should I use a ladder or your hair to climb up to you? Rapunzel: DO NOT USE THE LATTER!!!
@junejuly12: [First Date] Me: *licks corner of napkin* Me: *dabs at his cheek* Him: ............... Me: Sorry. Force of habit.
@GreenishDuck: One day a guy named Matt banged a waitress and nine months later a mattress was born haha just messin around on this website.