@eff_yeah_steph: Parenting is just putting throw pillows back on the couch every ten minutes until you die.
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@Lisa_Laughs_: Me: Do not 'K' me again. Daughter: Que Me: In any language. Her: Si This is why I'm crazy.
@k_lli: It turns out the only way to get my kids to flush the toilet is for me to be showering when they use it.
@Bob_Janke: I don't know what upsets me more, the fact that that guy stole my tweet or that he only got 2 retweets off of it
@SarcasticAlly12: When a kid wants to snuggle it means you're about to get warmth in your heart and an elbow to every single one of your other organs.