@Dave_in_SoPo: Parenting is much harder nowadays. For example, you have to be able to push a kid on a swing and tweet at the same time.
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@notalogin: My favorite part of a date is the sweet, seedy flesh. Wait, sorry, that's my favorite part of a fig, I always get figs and dates mixed up.
@TheRealJackDee: Does anyone have the number of a painter/decorator? I really need to get all my windows jammed so they never open again.
@Book_Krazy: So excited! I'm taking an online grammar class. No more typos for me. Nolege is power biches!
@beeple: so proud of america. only 8 years after electing first black pres, we're considering electing our first orange one