@audri_em: Parenting teenagers is easy since they already know everything.
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@ericsshadow: [wife frantically searching the house] Have you seen the kids, I've looked everywhere [me napping on couch] OMG HOW LONG HAVE WE HAD KIDS
@truegritrumble: ME: *pleased* Honey, I folded the dishes. WIFE: M: W: The laundry. M: No the dish... W: M: W: What? M: We need new dishes.
@gorrdano: I help morning mall walkers get their blood flowing by chasing them down with a chainsaw.