@TheAlexNevil: Parents: don't give your child the answers to his homework. He needs to learn on his own that you don't know what you're talking about.
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@theawkwardful: My idiot future husband is out there somewhere pushing a pull door. I just know it.
@Surgyen: Algebra,trignometry, and calculus are responsible for more doctors than the actual love for the profession.
@iSamJack: It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule.
@UnFitz: Her: For once I'd like a man to just sweep me off my feet. Me: *slowly ties Karate Kid headband around forehead*