@JasonLastname: Parkour or plastic? *bounces away with your groceries*
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@rolldiggity: Art imitates life. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Flattery will get you nowhere. So GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ART DEGREE!
@LindaInDisguise: Google search history: -double chin reduction exercises -double chin plastic surgery cost -double fudge brownie recipe
@TheSharona06: My Fitbit was delivered today. It's still sitting in the mailbox because I don't want to walk all the way out there.