@TheTweetOfGod: Your overexposure to Korean pop music last year will be nothing compared to your overexposure to Korean nuclear radiation this year.

@shkeeber: There's no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose.

@emceej: Don't forget to smile today, but not that creepy smile that makes us all wonder how many bodies are buried in your yard.

@RideSallyRide69: The definition of Irony: Your job sucks Your kids suck Your life sucks Your wife...doesn't

@KKAlThani: If you listened to your heart please speak to a doctor cause it's isn't normal for a piece of meat to be speaking to you