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@david8hughes: [parole hearing]
"What will u do if released?"
"Kill everyone on the jury."
"What?"
"Buy everyone jewellery."
"Aw. Granted."

[parole hearing]
“What will u do if released?”
“Kill everyone on the jury.”
“What?”
“Buy everyone jewellery.”
“Aw. Granted.”

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