@Heather2Go: Paying bills is fun and easy when you have a bottle of wine and a shredder.
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@SeanEmeny: I treat women well cause I'm a real man. Also, if I'm nice to them maybe they'll come over and kill this spider for me
@Jenny4ashley: I haven't been around a baby in so long I can't even remember how to put their leash on.
@iGreenMonk: Go to work tomorrow with a new attitude. Be positive! Communicate! Hide when real work comes!