@Mindless4Miles: Pearly whites? I assume you mean my legs.
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@jctwritesstuff: [Date] Me: You're a scientist? Him: Yeah M: You like chemistry? H: M: Wanna get in my genes? H: M: *slow winks* H: Are you having a stroke?
@ibid78: [me after 1 minute of jogging] this is good, this was a good decision [me after 3 minutes of jogging] life is suffering, there is no god
@Parentpains: I don't make spelling and grammatical errors I invent new languages. You ignorant Count.