@Social_Mime: People buying plungers never look happy.
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@sixfootcandy: (guy glaring at me because he wants to use the stationary bike) *adds 72 hours to cardio workout*
@Rollmaninoz: I just switched my phone to airplane mode and a small child appeared and started kicking me in the back.
@carlyken: *travels back to 1930's* okay and that's why you've got to kill hitler FBI: wait so you can just look at naked lady videos anytime you want