@Social_Mime: People buying plungers never look happy.
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@stevevsninjas: Magneto: Curses! How did you find my secret lair? Telepathy? Satellites? Wolverine: every compass in town is pointing at you, bro, how do you not know this
@ohen39: [after sitting 21 hours for a portrait drawing] painter: I'm done me: ok now let's do a silly one
@Michael1979: Don't know how to delete tweets so please just disregard the one earlier in which I claimed to have "definitely broken the world land speed record" by running very fast down the hill near my house. I have since looked it up and I accept that I underestimated the current record