@imdaintyaf: People complain when my baby is crying and then they complain when I stuff her in the overhead bin, MAKE UP YOUR GD MINDS
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@The_JRM: I sometimes lie awake and wonder how much useful information I've left out of my brain to make room for these Hanson songs.
@pakalupapito: dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows
@KeetPotato: wife: "remember when i said you were too friendly all the time?" me: [making cup of tea] "no im not" burglar: "two sugars please"
@bitterlittleman: i saw this and everything about it annoyed me so i'm posting it in hopes that it annoys you too