@inigoomontoya: People don't really care who you are until you lick their face
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@chimneyspotter: ME: Mexican food does NOT agree with me BURRITO: Correct. Your thoughts on middle eastern power structures are banal and imperialist at best
@deardilettante: I am literally the only one at this baby shower who turned up with champagne & a coat hanger.