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@Sarcasticsapien: People in love use phrases like "takes my breath away" and "swept me off my feet". I think they're confusing love with attempted murder.

People in love use phrases like “takes my breath away” and “swept me off my feet”. I think they’re confusing love with attempted murder.

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