@brendohare: People keep coming up to me & saying "You have the right amount of hair my son." Is this normal? Does anyone else have this problem? Hello??
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@SadieSmithRoks: It happens when you least expect it. Your head starts to spin. You lose control and you start falling head over heels. -winter ice/love
@robfee: While a gun does make for a cool weapon on The Walking Dead, the most effective defense against the zombies is probably lightly jogging?
@Dwarven_Cleric: Darth Vader: "Listen Luke, this is a new arrangement for both of us. Let's not force things. Just let me know if you need a hand."