@liz_buckley: People laughed when I said I wanted to be a professional snooker player. They're not laughing now because it was ages ago.
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@TheCatWhisprer: The only thing I do to get my body ready for summer is make sure my AC is serviced.
@Chumpstring: Keep a few cat turds in your pockets, just in case a cop searches you. He will get cat poop on his hands, and you can laugh. It's all legal.
@TheBlessMess: Hoping to get "till death do us part" reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served.