@badbanana: People overlook Dracula's positive attributes. In his bat form, he eats mosquitoes and other unwanted backyard insects.
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@badAzz_mom: Don't make eye contact Don't make eye contact Don't make eye contact "Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?" SURE! ...bringing the total amount of cookies to 348
@Contwixt: That awkward moment when you realize your wife's funeral is turning into a sausage-fest.
@InternetHippo: It’s inspiring today to see so many voters researching and learning about an important issue they voted on yesterday
@hazelmotes1: I constantly google "how to put your kids up for adoption" so my kids can find it on my search history and know that I'm not messing around.