@_NTFG_: People say love is the best feeling in the world, but I think finding a toilet when you have diarrhea is better.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@UncleDuke1969: Kids today have it easy! In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold.
@GensPlace: Avoid cars that have a sign saying 'baby on board'. That driver has only had a couple of hours sleep and is likely to be suicidal.