@_NTFG_: People say love is the best feeling in the world, but I think finding a toilet when you have diarrhea is better.
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@GibJimson: Being the tallest person at work, leads me to believe they hired me because they were short staffed.
@perlapell: You know you've just had lunch with a narcissist when your neck is stiff from nodding.
@carlyken: Beware of girls like Princess Peach. She seems cool at first but she ends up in some other dude's castle far too often to be a coincidence.