@rachelle_mandik: people say they're "over the moon" when they're happy, but it's a lie; the moon is one of those things you will never truly get over
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@GingerGander: There is a vast difference between an underdog and a loser, the first one has a real chance to win.
@NikatNiteNite: Why are there never any cool side affects from drugs? Like "this drug may cause severe sexiness"
@davidkenny100: Me as the astronaut in that Martian movie: "Day 1 I have enough food to last 459 days" "Day 2 I now have enough food to last 170 days"