@missekay: People that say a watched pot never boils clearly don't understand the second law of thermodynamics or are blind.
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@GreenishDuck: Hell is probably just thousands of tourists trying to take pictures of you walking a cat.
@Book_Krazy: I don't think 'safe sex' sounds like a very good idea. I mean, what if you get locked in and forget the combination
@CornOnTheGoblin: [Bee diary] Day one: met a really cute queen bee Day two: queen bee is now my gf Day three: my gf cheated on me with my 40,000 roommates