@ryangriffiths: People that say "The worst kind of cut is a paper cut" probably haven't been stabbed in the face before.
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@patnspankme: I haven't been this confused about what's going on since The Cranberries yodeled that one song about zombies.
@pinupteacher: All I'm saying is God wouldn't have given me this wild hair if he didn't want me to store stuff in it. *baby hedgehog peaks out*
@Brianhopecomedy: How my 7 year old plays board games: Rolls a 6. Counts to 6. Moves his piece wherever he wants.
@thejessbess: I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's possible for EVERYBODY to be kung fu fighting.